Congratulations to Malik for his record breaking feat !! Your spirit and determination will be an inspiration to us all. However I want to set the record straight, by highlighting some of the other lesser known malaysian record breakers that our press has ( again ) conviniently overlooked ... These are our nations true unsung heros. They toil religiously daily at their task at putting Malaysia high up there among the record breakers but our press just so easily sweep them under the carpet. So this post is to hopefully set the score straight again. Here are some of them ... :
The record for the highest density of people in a single square foot. This record is faithfully attempted by our heroic masses of people alighting and going up buses,our monorail and KTMs. Never stoping one moment to consider their own personal safety ( as well others most of the time ) these true Malaysian heros and heroines cram and shove their way to that little square foot inbetween the outsides and the insides of these public transport in hopes making it into the record books. Keep up the good work machans and machanetes !!
The record for the longest parallel parking also known as 'n'-parking on our Malaysian roads. These cekap Malaysian heros sacrifice their consideration for others on our roads during the end and beginnings of the month, waiting for their children outside of schools or during Friday prayers trying their upmost best to make it into the records. Never fazed by the dirty looks shone on them as other drivers pass them, giving that nonchalant look, these road warriors truly deserves our attention !!
The youngest person to decorate our roads by splatting their brains on them. Malaysia is also not lacking when it comes to our younger heros who wants to contribute their efforts to breaking some records. These young braves cycle all over our roads full of heart ( minus their brains ) in contributing their efforts to the record books.
The worst service in the world provided by our very own TMNET's counter staff. These people really deserve a round of applause for their continuing efforts in their attempt to break this one. Although they could give good service with a cheerful disposition but for the sake of putting Malaysia's name of the record books these determined individuals knew they had a bigger mission to fufill, so time after time they still come through putting on their longest faces and providing customers with the most abhorrent service known to anyone. ( On the good side tho' their technical services are already world renowned for it's stinkiness !! hurrah !! )
Sigh ! Seriously, how could we so callously forget about these great individuals in our zeal to give recognition the the bigger events. I hope that my entry this time will open the eyes of at least a few Malaysian to these truly unique individuals.
Since the owner of this here blog gets praises as much as he gets black pearls delivered to his doorstep daily, excuse moi while I indulge myself ...
suresh_gnasegarah: he has this way of writting that I really like
(13:02:53) suresh_gnasegarah:
(13:03:02) suresh_gnasegarah: brutal honest
(13:03:05) suresh_gnasegarah: honesty
(13:03:14) Ditesh: yeah his blog is really good.
(13:03:27) Ditesh: though i keep on bugging him to improve the layout
(13:03:43) suresh_gnasegarah: I like his style
(13:03:44) suresh_gnasegarah:
(13:03:48) suresh_gnasegarah: and his layout
(13:03:49) Ditesh: me too mate.
(13:04:00) suresh_gnasegarah: it's important as part of his style
(13:04:05) Ditesh: but not his layout.
(13:04:10) Ditesh: ok cannot argue against that
Btw ... thanks guys ... although the ambition of this blog isn't really to get famous or anything along those lines ... is nice to know I am not alone. This blog started out as a place for me to vent as well as to express my everyday feelings but has evolved to a way I keep in contact with you guys and I really value that. Blogs are like a small key hole I peek into to see what each and everyone of you are up to ...daily. Thanks.
I read Suresh's post regarding the word "Keling" and I must say I was really elated to read the replies that he got from his so called fans. w00t !! I have stumbled on another time machine that has the ability to transport me to see how the cro-magnon men and women lives ... Now those were the days ! ... Get a load of this cro-magnonatic reply, who needs grammar when you can just use foul language to pound it through .... :
bloody full bastard asshole sob u r a true dog fucker.im proud to be called indian and not keling. fucking malays dont have the rights to call us wit that fucking word. would u like it if i call ur family member wit that term. to all the fuckers out there who support this shit hell to u.im an indian and no one should call me by that term
Cool stuff ! Hey like why force stuff to go through your brain when it can travel straight to you mouth ?! The cave men got it right ! None of those sissified talking stuff. Cave men will just clubb you on the noggin' ! Those were the days.. Great stuff !! Hey I don't care about the point of the argument. Just so long as I raise enough of a stink and try to club as many people as possible with my generalisations in the end my point will get through. If not I can always threaten the other person with bodily harm. The only other place that I know that has these wonderful time machines are public toilets where not only are you treated to venture into the demented psyche of the stone age men ... sometimes when you are really lucky you find stone age drawing gems like this one :
Who says men during that age are unsophisticated ? That is the greatest piece of ink blot I have ever seen ! Check out that great line of poetry that comes with it .... I spend a huge amount of time just marvelling this piece of historic art that has so much significance, and they say they fail to find the missing link between apes and men ! heh ! What's so hard ? They are still walking among us.... and they say there are among us that still can't argue intelligently !! Double heh to you !! Ug no need to argue ug just bash puny human head with club. cAaaappppttaiiiinnnn Cavvveeemmaaaaaannnnn all over again !
On a serious note, come on guys and gals please try to argue intelligently. Do not dumb yourself down. When you start saying stuff like that you won't make people feel with you, you will make people feel against you. Words is like a powerful weapon. So, wield it with grace and do not shoot yourself in the foot while trying to shoot the other person. Blasting words around hoping to hit the target often has that effect. See how people on Slashdot and kuro5hin argue. Like a fine piece of art slowly developing you will enjoy reading their web discourse. See how people make their point stick. You don't have the be the loudest or the crudest to get your point across. Let your contents roar not and not the stink or the crudeness of your language. You will not make your point register by being loud and uncouth, on the contrary you will downgrade it to the level of a fart. Smelly and pungent for only for a short time. Quickly forgotten. Slice and poke not butcher and flatten ... sigh ! So stop farting already and make a point !!
Jalan oh jalan kenapa engkau teruk ... lopak sana sini ?,
Macamana aku tak teruk ... TELEKOM korek aku,
* TELEKOM oh TELEKOM kenapa engkau korek jalan ?,
Macamana aku tak korek TNB baru habis korek,
TNB oh TNB kenapa engkau baru korek jalan ?,
Macamana aku tak korek JKR baru habis korek,
JKR oh JKR kenapa engkau baru korek jalan ?,
Macamana aku tak korek TELEKOM baru habis korek ..
( back to * )
Letter to Tomb Raider Movie ( Cradle of life ) creative team ..
Dear Sir ( s), Miss, Madam(s),
Tomb Raider the Cradle of Life was the sorriest piece of sod I ever saw and sad to say even the scenes showing Angelina's well endowed mid section couldn't save this one from the doldrums. Here are a few pointers you would like to pick up if you guys or gals are still considering to be in the movie business after this fracas of a movie.
Do not make a movie revolve around something and pull the carpet right out beneath the viewer by not letting the show climax in this case by not showing the contents of the pandora's box. Hey ! I paid rm 8.00 to be entertained ! Who cares if the whole world has to die of some strange plaque I want to know what is in that god damned box that I had to sit through 1 hour plus of the movie to see it's contents. Don't get all moralistic with me and tell me that box can't be opened. I was cheering for that guy who wanted to open it ... too bad that dude had to bite the dust, I felt that he got it right ..
Show more of Anglina's b00bs, nuff said !
Freaking make up your mind what kind heroine you want from the start. In this case you didn't have much of a choice. Lara Croft is your tougher-than-nails-I-don't-give-2-shit-to-beat-u-up heroine. So what is this sloppy love story trying to slip in between the slower parts of the movie ? It's like showing Indiana Jones planning his jumps / stunts. It "sissified" my tough heroine and I will never forgive you guys for it !! bleh to you !!
Enough already with the native-and-sidekick bonding scenes !! Feel like you have a huge void near the end of a bad movie that needs to be filled to reach your 2 hour quota ? Do us all a favour and put in a titty scene involving Angelina. That is eons better that stupid native bonding scenes which will only get a few forced laugh from even the dumbest of the viewers.
So learn from these few pointers or do not leave another one of your sorry sod movies out here to torment us anymore doods and dudettes.
